by BBQ March 07, 2008
by isaac.oconnor June 15, 2021
A person with whom communication is so dull and uninteresting, that they induce narcolepsy in the listener. Topics of conversation usually include: work, family, pets, weather, personal care, televised sports.
"I saw so-and-so the other day. She cornered me, then proceeded to tell me all about her cats, then about her brother in Akron. The only thing that could have been worse would have been a conversation about urinary tract infections. What a f*@king snooze."
by gregorymandu April 11, 2008
At the homecomming dance, Sharon's skirt fell off and the whole junior class got a gander at her snooze.
by Brandon Franklin September 19, 2006
by BakingSodaMacguyver September 10, 2010
Bill: “Isn’t Snooze that one guy who looks like Stephen Hawking?”
John: “Yeah, I heard he’s dating Bobz”
John: “Yeah, I heard he’s dating Bobz”
by Snooze Daddy June 21, 2022
Jerry: wake up *smacks Britney in the face with his cock* ALARM COCK ALARM COCK!!!
Britney: SNOOZE BITCH *bites down*
Britney: SNOOZE BITCH *bites down*
by neverexisted1990 November 05, 2008