Snoozles

Something you call a lazy person, or someone who sleeps in all the time.

*Sokka once again grumbles.*
Toph: Sorry snoozles, we'll do our earthbending as quietly as we can.

by Midnight Sparkle April 26, 2012

snookie

4'9" umpalumpa on Jersey Shore best known for being punched in the face.

Snookie is so short she often requires a boost to get her heels on.

by Rick Stone December 15, 2009

Toilet Snooker

Only possible by a male, 'toiler snooker' is the occurence while defecating of hitting ones testicles with a stool which is curling around past the gooch; similar in action to that of a snooker cue on a ball.

"Why are you taking so long honey?"
"I'm playing toilet snooker darling!"

by Gaff December 19, 2006

Snookering

When a brother is grinding with a girl in a club whilst simultaneously the girl is facing the other direction , tossing off another different brother in a "snooker cue" motion with the hand maintained in a parallel position. The covert way in which this is done means that both dudes can be oblivious to the other , however when one realises he will be locked in position - unable to make the next move - hence both guys are effectively snookered

"Oh look at that chick, playing some quality snookering - "

" that fat girl is so large the dude can't see he is totally snookered !"

by Dr Gonzu April 10, 2013

Bavarian Snorkler

The act of inserting ones testicles and scrotum into a sleeping person's open mouth and laying your penis parallel with the bridge of their nose(Kind of like the nose piece on a Roman helmet)

Dave: Hey Conner! Remember that time I gave you a Bavarian Snorkler when you slept over?
Conner: What are you talking about, scrub?

by Dave May 26, 2005

snokle

The sound made when you are going down on your girlfriend and you need to come up for air but you snort some of her jelly roll because she has a fluffy FUPA

Man, I almost died last night, my woman had my head pushed down so hard I could only snokle her till she came.

by Driverlong May 20, 2021

snookems

A term of endearment, like honey or sweetheart.

Come over and give me a kiss, snookems.

by Tina R. Collins June 9, 2005