Shoffee

The making of and/or drinking of coffee that is by all intents and purposes, shitty.

Shitty Coffee

"Hey Mark, you forgot your shoffee on the counter"
"What?"
"Your shitty coffee, its there on the countertop"

by Mike747 October 13, 2009

Scoffee

the combination of scotch and coffee.

also can be called irish coffee or scotchee.
it has the power to hide your alcoholism from friends and colleagues or just a way to help you stay up all night and not hate yourself completely.

man 1: oh what the fuck. i have to stay up all night to finish this stupid project by tomorrow.

man 2: that blows, friend. have a scoffee, it will deaden your sense of annoyance and still keep you awake!

man 1: wow, that's amazing! this is why I keep you around. also, so i can sleep with your mother.

man 2: no problem buddy! :)

by coochanin October 6, 2011

Scoffee

Slang for Ice Coffee, generally of the type that comes in a 600ml carton.
"scoff-ee"

"I'm thirsty. I would love a Scoffee."

by Spazmat August 31, 2005

snoffleoffalgus

Do do LSD or acid

yo man ima snoffleoffalgus over the weekend, and enter a whole new world

by noobinniga January 26, 2007

snoffle blasted

When you sneeze inside someone's pooper hole

I snoffle blasted inside this chicks pooper hole at this banger last night while she tickled my balls.

by Pooper holes July 13, 2016

Snoffer

Toxic sniffers
Big hypocrites and big liars.

“Did you hear that snoffer, they lied about having a cold to go to a concert. They missed the volunteering!”

by elñisop October 26, 2019

snoffelbob

When someone’s hair is a mess and they don’t have a brush

sarah has a really bad snoffelbob today

by dayrightmomer March 30, 2020