snostril

"A wet-willy to the nostril."

Licking one's finger and then inserting up another's nose, preferably a stuffy/runny one.

"I couldn't retaliate with a wet-willy, she was too good at blocking her ears, so I got her with a snostril."

by C2P November 20, 2009

Snotsicle

When the outside temperature is so low that all bodily fluids that leave the body freeze quickly. Therefore when mucus leaks from the nasal passage and freezes it forms a stalactite from the nostrils.

When Harry and Lloyd were driving to Aspen on a skooter without the necessary protective clothing for Aspens climate, snotsicles formed around their nostrils.

by Landros October 19, 2010

Snowshits

An incurable mental affliction resulting in the inability to appear at work when even the slightest amount of snowfall is possible. Symptoms include anxiety, diarrhea , and rampant use of badly constructed excuses.

" There's some snow in the forecast. I'll bet Steve gets a case of the snowshits again. Can't wait to hear his excuse for ducking work this time."

by Sarcastic Prick January 27, 2015

snoosh

When a cat lightly touches you with its nose as an affectionate gesture. (a cats loving kiss)

My cat gave me a snoosh with its nose.

by Christine Hauser May 17, 2008

snoose

Chewing Tobbacco; Chaw;

SNOOSE ME! or I need some snoose.

by Pimp Masta Simms April 27, 2003

Snodland

Proper shit town, full of druggos , crackheads, and little chavs, if you live on saltings road you are definitely living on benefits and live off beans and bread, The cricket meadow is where all the alcoholics and little wannabe roadmen hang out. Proper nonces roaming the place, andys kebab is a banger tho.

Snodland? I’d rather live in syria!

by Lizard squad October 27, 2020

Snös

A person that is sneezing whilst he/she is having a snuff in his lip.

That person just snösed!

by Barre Jarre September 14, 2012