Sobrietarian

A person who does not condone or engage is frivolous activities involving drugs or alcohol.

Stoner 1: Dude all these sobrietarians are cramping our style.
Stoner 2: I know man, lets go to my car and take some B.T.s.

by theown1 July 13, 2012

sobriety

the state in which everything sucks.

"fuck man, this sobriety thing bites...i can remember everything, and walk...and speak clearly!"

by Adalae September 8, 2007

Moment of Sobriety

The moment when your mind clears of all effects of any substances in order to deal with a serious issue or problem

I was struck with a Moment of Sobriety when the cops came knocking at that party.

by O'Higgins September 14, 2008

Sobriety Lights

The lights which are turned on in a bar or nightclub at or shortly before closing time so as the staff can see to clean up and to give the patrons the signal to leave. These can be either a specific set of lights or simply the general lighting in the building.

"How was your night?"
"Not bad - we stayed at the pub until the sobriety lights came up and we had to head out."

by Das Frettchen December 12, 2012

Sobrietarily Disconnected

Fuckin Wasted

I saw Gomez playing beersbie with that ramtard Ben VonDubya....they were both so sobrietarily disconnected, I think they shit themselves.

by GomezGomezGomezGomezGomez June 3, 2010

Sombriety

when your main source of sobriety is by remaining somber instead of Sober

Korbyn and Jared have really good sombriety, unlike Danny would who is totally sober.

by Nybrok June 14, 2019

SHOMRIETY

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Adjective for "shomer" (not touching the opposite sex due to religious or other reasons)
Term used to describe how being shomer is for you

I'm really struggling with my SHOMRIETY today .. I want to hold his hand so badly!

by Shortyish August 16, 2022