Smuggling Bananas

When a male wears very tight pants (or shorts) showing off a distinct bulge.

"Look at the spandex pants on that bass player. Looks like he's smuggling bananas!"

by Red001 May 27, 2012

Smuggling the hot oil

Phrase

1. Having a large amount of cum/lube in ones ass held in by a butt plug

2. When you mean to say Hanging Around but mess up.

Person 1: Well now that you’re all smuggling the hot oil, I think it’s time we took care of some business.

Person 2: Uh, the phrase is hanging around.

Person 1: What did I say?

Person 2: Smuggling the hot oil.

Person 1: WTF does that mean?!

by Davis Crimsha March 25, 2020

Like smuggling chocolate into Belgium

To do something useless.

John: A man was found smuggling hash into Thailand today.
Jane: Thats like smuggling chocolate into Belgium.

by PalermoD April 13, 2008

snagging

Among Native Americans, a common term for hooking up.

We found Richie and Janet snagging in the back of his pickup outside the bar last night.

by Peugeotjoker September 15, 2006

Smuggling tic tacs

"Smuggling tic tacs" is a euphemism used to describe a lady's visibly erect nipples. It may be cold, she may be horny, or she may genuinely be smuggling tic tacs.

Sometimes you may be in luck, and she may be smuggling a whole handful of tic tacs. This probably means that she has pierced nipples.

Every now and then you may be out of luck, and find that a gentleman is also smuggling tic tacs. Best not to mention it to him though.

Hey babes, whatcha got there? You smuggling tic tacs?

or

Hot damn, I could really go for a tic tac right now. I notice that you're smuggling a couple. Mind if I have a taste?

by Rymix September 2, 2006

smuggling a jellyfish

A woman with an extremely dangly clitoris.

Damn dude her clits that messy it looks like she's smuggling a jellyfish

by misshandy February 10, 2015

smuggling raisins

1. Term for a womans large, hard protruding nipples.

Man Jennifer is sure smuggling raisins today, must be cold in here.

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003