sneezing viper

When a girl sneezes while giving a blowjob. Usually biting down on her partner's dick.

"My girlfriend did a sneezing viper last night."

by CrazyBacon88 January 13, 2017

Sneezing Unicorn

A gentle, two-phase queef.

Women name their queefs too; for instance, we have the Sneezing Unicorn.

by fewbs April 15, 2009

Sneezing Whore Disease

A whore that sneezes repeatedly.

"I've been sneezing all day, I think I may have the Sneezing Whore Disease."

by DuckyDuck784 December 9, 2012

Dick Sneezing

The process of blowing your load into a tissue.

"Hey man you have any plans tonight?"

"Yeah I was planning on watching some porn and Dick Sneezing. You?"

"...What?"

by WiseBeyondMyYears September 19, 2019

Sneezing Webster

A sex act so ridiculous that this has to be something made up by a 13 year old boy who had just been on a field trip to a farm or petting zoo.

First guy: "I read about this thing called a "sneezing webster" on Urban Dictionary yesterday. You stick your dick into a cow's nose and block the other nostril and shove your balls in it's mouth. Man, that has to be the most disgusting sex act ever."
Second guy: "No dude, you are the biggest moron ever. That's completely made up."

by Lefthandman2000 February 21, 2009

sneezing dragon

when a girl is giving a guy head, and a guy is in the process of ejaculating. He shoves her head down on his penis, ejaculates in her mouth, then the semen passes thru her nasal passageway and out her nostrils.

Shaniqua was very upset when her boyfriend travon gave her a sneezing dragon, but it did clear her sinuses.

by J-Kizzle and T-Fizzle January 1, 2010

sneezing webster

Sticking your dick into a nostrel of a cow while plugging the other nostrel with your hand making the cow tongue your balls.

Dude my friend lost his balls while getting a sneezing webster.

by cale hadaway June 26, 2008