snarted

the act of sneezing and farting at the same time

she sneezed so hard that she farted at the same time....she snarted!

by AGZ123 May 19, 2008

startledly

adverb form of the word startled

"Startledly isn't a word?!" He exclaimed startledly.

by Switzerland Rowingcanoe March 4, 2009

snarted

the act of sneezing and farting simultaneously

Chris snarted after eating Korean barbecue.

by mdawg84 January 15, 2010

Shartled

to surprise ones self with a shart rather than a fart

Hannah tried to fart but was immediately shartled by the mess in her pants

by Alj0928 December 6, 2018

startled mule

the back kick to the private parts of the giver performed by the reciever of anything unpleasant when having sex in a doggy style position.

i gave my girlfriend an angry pirate and she was so pissed she gave me a startled mule.

by the antisocialist December 31, 2011

startled earwigs

A term used to describe an Irish Gaelic football team after they have been heavily defeated by the opposition. Coined in 2009 by Dublin manager Pat Gilroy after his team were annihilated by resurgent underdogs Kerry.

Dublin didn't appear to have a Plan A, never mind B or C. The manager, Pat Gilroy, would later maintain that his players had started the match like "startled earwigs".

by thekingdom August 4, 2009

snargled

very confused after something crazy just happened

After Jeff saw the panda suddenly explode, he was very snargled.

by purpleponie February 28, 2011