Snarfleblast

The counter to the dreaded dutchoven.
While being the recipient of a dutchoven, one inhales as much of the ass-gas as possible, releasing it only after escaping by blowing it into targets face

Last night my boyfriend tried to give me a dutchoven, but I countered his punk ass with a snarfleblast.

by vux December 25, 2007

scarfel the snarflees

To suck ones nut sacks

Hey woman, why don't you come over here and scarfel the snarflees.

by Phantom Lover April 10, 2008

snarfle

noun -- a nasal sound made while eating and breathing at the same time; a sound made while consuming edibles; a disturbing, aural display of food consumption

i.e. Dude, that snarfle you just made sounded fucking sick. Don't snarfle like that anymore, dude. - snar·fl·er; snar·fl·ee

by Kunami Mata June 7, 2005

snarfle

to snort and breathe heavily into someones neck, resulting in the receiver getting tingles.

i only want a boyfriend so i can snarfle him

puppies are so cute they always snarfle me

im feeling low, please snarfle me!

by snarflet January 23, 2009

snarfuckled

describing an incident of two dogs getting stuck together mid-coitus, such that your dad has to spray them down with the garden hose.

two dogs got snarfuckled on our lawn right before the easter egg hunt. my mom made my dad get out the hose, and blast them apart.

by smoochie mclipenstein August 20, 2007

snarfler

A person that farts in the bath tub and snaps at the bubbles when they come up.

She was sitting in the bath tub and "snarfling".

by rsy August 31, 2005

snarfle

snar·fle (snahr-fel) verb -- to eat recklessly; the act of consuming edibles in a quick and careless manner; a full-jawed munching

i.e. Give her a cookie to snarfle. - snar·fl·ing; snar·fled

by Kunami Mata June 7, 2005