snapshoteye

someone who thinks he's still a teenager, he isn't.

snapshoteye looks and probably smells like disgusting out of date ham, also likes underage girls.

by coolman1234444332432 May 24, 2022

Long snapping

When you take a shit standing up and putting your head down to a position where you can see your genitals and take a shit right after you slide your hands through in a long snapping motion

Gabe: "I'm going to take a shit near that bush."
Robert: "Alright, but don't start long snapping or else it'll be awkward for the other campers."

by RubLox November 5, 2016

snappin cock-eyes

While receiving head, your girlfriend looks up at you with those big eyes and your cock down her throat. You want to preserve the moment so you snap a picture with your cellphone.

I swear I thought I could see you smile while I was snappin cock-eyes.

by Stephen Roche September 27, 2017

Angry Snapper

When a person goes down to perform oral sex on a person and instead forcefully bites the clitoris/penis like a snapping turtle.

Brent sent Kelvin to the hospital last night after giving him an Angry Snapper. The damage is severe.

by BigEvil13 March 29, 2015

Snapshow Crazy

When a person (usually a young female) becomes emotionally unstable and maniacally loses their temper on a regular basis, most often when debating on topics such as driving skills, hygiene and the glass ceiling.

Gal: Hey dude should I bring this hoe to coyotes with us?
Jim: I dont know man, not a good idea, I heard that bitch was snapshow crazy.

by The Achievers December 22, 2010

Snapshat

Pooping and sending selfies, or pictures of your poop to others.

"How did you like your snapshat last night?"

by fckthisessay April 5, 2015

maybe she snapped

”Maybe she snapped” is basically saying

wow she did THAT she is not messing around she just decided to snatch everyone’s weaves no second thought

oooo maybe she snapped

by sadiescarpenter May 6, 2018