Snapploid

(n.) The fact one gets when they open a Snapple and reading the fact under the lid.

"Did you know that tennis used to be played with bare hands?"

"Like....with the hands of a bear?"

"No....wait....*re-reads*.....yes, with a bear's hands. Huh. How's THAT for a Snapploid?"

"Wow. I'm all about that under-the-lid knowledge!"

by brrt October 10, 2013

snapped

When someone fulfills their potential and begins to perform dramatically better in a given sport or activity. Basically the idea of someone just rising above and outperforming all others in triumph.

He had a triple-double with twelve points, eleven assists and ten rebounds, but also had 8 steals. He snapped.

by Hubbz February 25, 2019

snapped

To have lost one's sanity; to have been broken under intense pressure mentally.

The murderer finally snapped and confessed after the interrogator drilled him with questions for over twelve hours.

by S. Chopstick January 4, 2005

Snapple Fact #69

A allegation, slander, false statement, guess, or ridiculous comment. To attempt to pass off a statement as a fact through stating that it came from a snapple cap.

It is often best used on gullible people whom will believe anything.

Examples include:

Slanderous
Snapple Fact # 69: That girl is a total bitch.

Ridiculous
Snapple Fact # 69: The sky is actually red, our eyes just allow us to see it as blue.

Verbal Assault
Snapple Fact #69: Go fuck yourself

Statement
Snapple Fact #69: Your mom is a whore.

Question
Snapple Fact #69: Can i put the head in?

by Biznatch Man May 25, 2010

Snapple Cap Speech

noun, A poorly written speech with random facts, presumably from snapple caps, used to fill up time.

Dude 1: That guy knew his speech wouldn't be long enough, so he just started droppin' facts that he thought were interesting to kill time.

Dude 2: Yeah, that was totes a snapple cap speech.

by Billy Mays' Ghost August 5, 2009

clam snapped

The female equivalent to tea bagging. The act of a female resting her vagina on a mark for the purpose of insult or to express dominance.

Turg got clam snapped by arsi when he died at frogger.

by gustopheles May 28, 2009

Ghetto Snapple

The act of when a guy cums and the color is pinkish, resembling a Ghetto Snapple drink. This also hints that this dumbass has an STD.

Dumb Bitch 1: “omg Cheryl my boyfriend gave me a Ghetto Snapple this weekend!
Dumb Bitch 2: “that’s the third one this week you whore!!”

by Monkey Shagger September 28, 2019