snackrilege

1. Buying some sugary abomination, usually from a vending machine.

2. Eating something that your posse would normally consider un-cool.

I committed an act of gross snackrilege today: I secretly bought a bag of Gummy Bears from the vending machine and ate them all.

by TheDeathBot April 16, 2009

snackrilege

1. The act of disrespecting a delicious snack by deliberately consuming a snack of lesser quality

2. treating a low quality snack as interchangeable with a snack of better quality

Man 1:"Hey man, would you like some of my mom's homemade cookies?"
Man 2:"Nah dude, I have these store-brand cookies I got on sale at Walmart."
Man 1: "Woah. that's some serious snackrilege."

by MaeFlower314 November 18, 2022

slackreligious

Casual about Bible-related speech, beliefs, practices, etc.

Many of da top evangelists really roar and scream about Hell and damnation during their sermons, but they are mighty slackreligious off-camera and in their personal/everyday lives!

by QuacksO May 23, 2023

Snackrilege

The act of eating the last of someone else's food that they had been looking forward to eating.

After a long day at work, I went to the fridge to grab my leftovers only to find that my husband had committed snackrilege.

by HangryWordsmith March 2, 2026