Snacktivist

1. A person who participates in activism by providing humorous feedback to terrorists who demand snacks. 2. A person who sent dildos to the Oregon Standoff at Malheur Bird Sanctuary. 3. A person who creates snack related memes. oregonstandoff snacks for Y'all Queda Vanilla Isis Agent McSteamy

There is no end to what a Snacktivist can do.

by Wildflower95694 October 13, 2016

snacktivist

Also used for a group that formed to mock and troll the Oregon terrorist militia and their on-line supporters because of their call for snacks while occupying a federal bird sanctuary, and the fact they were such easy targets for mockery. 15000 strong, their snacktivism consisted of sending such things as gummy penises and dildos to them, along with a 55 gallon drum of personal lube. Their patron saint is St.Mildred of the Lemony snacks.

There was a great deal of joy among the snacktivists when the FBI arrested the leaders of the seditious group.

by Wild Clover October 10, 2016

Snakething

Derived from the online alias of Levi Dane Simmons, a man who literally murdered, cut holes into, and fucked puppies and babies, a snakething is the absolute worst thing you could even fathom to call somebody.

Even being called a shitmongering dickbag would be considerably better than being called a snakething.

Holy shit that onision guy is literal steps away from being a snakething.

by The Crust February 4, 2020

snackitude

(noun) The ability to invent, make, or find delicious snacks

My girlfriend has amazing snackitude -- yesterday, she made nachos with Takis Fuego instead of chips.

Where did you find these candies? I credit your snackitude.

by heidismiles February 4, 2021

midnight snacker

One who dreams about food in the middle of the night, gets out of bed and into the fridge. A person who enjoys a snack or two at midnight, no guilt involved.

That fat ass, ain't he a midnight snacker!

by themidnightsnackerherself February 20, 2011

Eye snocket

The immediate aftermath of a snot rocket, the products of which are so thick and sticky that they string out as they only partially exit the nose arcing upward gracefully entering the eye, often causing temporary unwelcomed blindness.

I failed my sobriety test last nite! ...couldn't walk the line! The cop thought I was wasted, but I had an eye snocket and couldn't see what the hell I was doing. Note to self...

by YAWA June 2, 2015

Paranormal Snacktivity

When an anonymous person or persons eats a noticable amount of the snacks in your house; and nobody fesses up when parents/siblings get pissed off and the issue is adressed. A great excuse to get your family off your ass.

Sister: Where the hell did all of the oreos go?

Me: i dont know.

Mom: Bullshit, you're the one who had friends over last night! I just bought those oreos yesterday morning!

Me: Looks to me like some paranormal snacktivity..

Everyone: Ahh.. I see..

by indie_indeed March 3, 2011