Swedish Smugness

The Swedes' uncanny ability to turn every conversation into "Our socialist way of life is better than yours because..."

Joe: "I have a toothache."

Magnus, seizing the opportunity to spread some Swedish smugness: "In Sweden, we get free preventative dentist coverage so we never get toothaches. That's why we pay 70% in taxes."

by JeezIsThisNameTaken June 5, 2014

smun

a smutty pun

He sees himself as quite the smoothy with the ladies, but he’s just a total bore with a bunch of corny smuns.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 29, 2011

Cokie Smurf

Wonderful and lovely person who just happens to have a coke habit and smurfish qualities

Abi is such a Cokie Smurf its jebbs

by Special K Spacewalks June 3, 2009

smurf pump

when you masterbate so hard that your penis turns blue

"Oi, Gary. After you left yesterday I had a quick smurf pump before the parents came home"

by simon klucinskis November 6, 2009

smurf tube

the blue/purple shrivelled remnants of your penis after using a condom that was too small.

stole a rubber from my midget roomate. it wasn't normal size though so after banging my girlfriend, there was nothing left of my dick except a smurf tube.

by timmyhidthebodies March 15, 2017

smurf

In online gaming, a smurf is an experienced player who uses a new account to deceive other players into thinking he's a noob (newbie). The purpose is usually to play against less skilled opponents who will under-estimate the 'smurf'. The expected result is that the smurf will pwn (dominate) his opponents and humiliate them further as they have been now beaten by an apparent noob.

Haha I played company of heroes last night against two level 6 players. I totally smurfed them with my level 1 account. Poor noobs wanted an easy game.

by tastelikecrab February 7, 2009

smungry

is when you really want something to smoke.Usually weed.

stoner #1:Dude I really need some weed.
stoner #2:Chill bro your just smungry.

by Brian Peppers is watching you January 25, 2009