1. When a person dips their penis and/or strap-on in blue paint and slaps it against the naked body of a little person until said little person is "blue" and/or until one or both partners reaches orgasm.
2. When a man injects blue dye into his scrotum and orgasms all over a little person, getting blue "paint" all over the little person. This action usually is followed by a trip to the ER to examine the possibly leaking scrotum.
2. When a man injects blue dye into his scrotum and orgasms all over a little person, getting blue "paint" all over the little person. This action usually is followed by a trip to the ER to examine the possibly leaking scrotum.
"Dude, I totally smurfed in her face last night."
"Nice! What'd you do after?"
"Got her to drive me to the hospital! My balls were wet as FUCK. It hurt like shit. She was so turned on that I was smurfing in her hand on the drive to the hospital."
"Nice! What'd you do after?"
"Got her to drive me to the hospital! My balls were wet as FUCK. It hurt like shit. She was so turned on that I was smurfing in her hand on the drive to the hospital."
by Fan123456789 February 05, 2018
The act of snorting bath salts for their psychedelic effects.
Etymology:
The psychedelic effect sometimes distorts visual perceptions, including color and size. This can cause the people around you to seem blue and tiny.
Etymology:
The psychedelic effect sometimes distorts visual perceptions, including color and size. This can cause the people around you to seem blue and tiny.
#1 Did you hear that that cannibal wasn't even smurfing? That fool was only high on pot, and he chewed on that motherfucker's face.
#2 I'm never smurfing again. I was tripping so hard last night I lost my shit. Plus, those salts fucked up my nose. I was blowing blood out of my nose all night long.
#2 I'm never smurfing again. I was tripping so hard last night I lost my shit. Plus, those salts fucked up my nose. I was blowing blood out of my nose all night long.
by F. Baggins III July 05, 2012
by Marky B January 30, 2007
Smurfing the act of having sex in a porta potty doing it from behind and right when the woman's about to come you dunk her face in the blue stuff
by JCorban (Chaos) Ewin July 05, 2021
When a man gets a blowjob after he dips his penis in whip cream mixed with blue raspberry Kool-aid. (1 packet of Kool-aid and a small tub of whipped cream. About 20 servings of blue penis or blue balls)
Man -Hey girl wanna go smurfing? I can turn your tongue blue.
Girl - Ummmmm. Ok, but just this once.
Girl - Ummmmm. Ok, but just this once.
by Dirrty Dave August 16, 2017
Smurfing - The act of replacing enough nouns and verbs in everyday speech with variations of the word smurf as appropriate as to make your speech barely understandable.
"And, above all, I will ask you to join in the work of re-Smurfing this nation, the only way it's been Smurfed in Smurf for 221 years - smurf by smurf, smurf by smurf, smurfed smurf by smurfed smurf."
by Percy Bean February 23, 2009
by imadeitupjacob March 23, 2010