Smurfin

When someone (male or female) decides to give blowies behind the dumpster for 50% off

Dude I was back behind Jimmy's Bar and saw Brad was smurfin everyone back there.

by jfs912 February 16, 2019

Smurfin

A married bald man that is smoking hot

Man girl did you see her dad he was smurfin

by anonymous June 16, 2021

Smurfin

When a person of a smaller stature exhibits large amounts of Black Air Force energy and activities

“All in a days work, of putting niggas on shirts” ahh hell nah, you smurfin like a mothafucka

by Da pin July 1, 2025

Smurfin it

To suffer from blue balls.

"Damn man, Jason ain't had sex in weeks."
"Aww dude he must be smurfin it bad."
"Yeah, he needs to start beatin his meat."

by skizzle mcnizzle November 9, 2008

Smurfin the Gherkin

When a lady (smurfette) gives a guy a blow job with such enthusiasm she goes blue in the face due to holding her breath/being unable to breath.

Dude, she was so good at blow jobs she never came up for air, she's ace at smurfin the gherkin!

by ireallyshouldknowbetterbynow August 5, 2012

Smurfin it

To suffer from blue balls.

"Damn man, Jason ain't had sex in weeks."
"Aww dude he must be smurfin it bad."
"Yeah, he needs to start beatin his meat."

by skizzle mcnizzle November 10, 2008

doofin smurfin

The word to want to commit die but in a more light way.

I wanna doofin smurfin rn

by bobbiemcdylan June 24, 2024