A snurch is a noun. A snurch is a combination of two words, snail (an animal), and church (a place of worship). Snurch stands for ‘snail church’ and it’s a congregation of snails worshipping in a certain place.
by Rachel_G July 2, 2018
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For other unusual months, see Febtober.
For other unusual months, see Febtober.
Marge: voiceover: It all started on the thirteenth hour, of the thirteenth day, of the thirteenth month. We were at Sprinfield Elementary to discuss the misprinted calendars the school had purchased.
Homer: shivering, looking at the calendar Oh, lousy Smarch weather.
Homer: shivering, looking at the calendar Oh, lousy Smarch weather.
by Baller-Ass Nigga November 2, 2004
Get the Smarch mug.Surcha is a dark minded person. Always putting herself down than bringing her spirits up. But, dont let her dark side decive you! She is really friendly and protective after you become her friend. A nice 'hello' or 'hey, how's your day been?' may just win her over and convince her you arent that bad! The only Surcha I have ever met has blonde curly hair and brown eyes. So I cant really decide if thats what Surchas actually look like. She laughs only when she finds something funny, she never fakes it. When in love.. Ohhh its a dangerous thing. She laughs more and smiles alot when in love. She is way nicer to her crush and enjoys them. When angry.. They seem to always be angry, but they really just have a {Rbf}. Not to offend anyone but, Its true! They're overly dramatic to some people, but give the best speeches. They give warm hugs and make you feel wanted. All in all, They're a great friend for years and years!!
Me: This is Surcha!
Surcha: *Stares intensely at person*
Person: Heh.. Let me go feed my lizard..
(Most like her, but some think she's crazy! Dont judge a book by it's cover though!)
Surcha: *Stares intensely at person*
Person: Heh.. Let me go feed my lizard..
(Most like her, but some think she's crazy! Dont judge a book by it's cover though!)
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by Moker February 22, 2004
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Get the Smunchies mug.The amount (usually exorbitant and unfair) that a bank will charge you as penalty for withdrawing money from a competitor bank's ATM.
Me: Hello is this Chase?
Villainous Usurious Bank Monkey (VUBM): Yes it is
Me: What is this $15.00 fee on my statement for date 12/15?
VUBM: You withdrew money from a Bank of America ATM.
Me: That is true, but this penalty seems both exorbitant and unfair.
VUBM: I am sorry sir but that is our standard Surcharge Sodomy fee.
Me: I see....(expletive)
Villainous Usurious Bank Monkey (VUBM): Yes it is
Me: What is this $15.00 fee on my statement for date 12/15?
VUBM: You withdrew money from a Bank of America ATM.
Me: That is true, but this penalty seems both exorbitant and unfair.
VUBM: I am sorry sir but that is our standard Surcharge Sodomy fee.
Me: I see....(expletive)
by LEVIATHAN1000 December 19, 2010
Get the Surcharge Sodomy mug.Noun (male): A withered curving fool, a curvy f*cking idiot
Noun: (female) very attractive, jiggling the right amount.
Noun: (female) very attractive, jiggling the right amount.
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