smough

A fat metal man who when is paired up with his metal lion fuck buddy Ornstein, will absolutely fucking obliterate your young virgin ass hole with his mighty hammer and stunning tits

Sebasten: “Man, I could really use an ass pounding right now 🤔”

Me: Go fight Smough the throbbing cock

by genardo November 7, 2017

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LOL@Souffs

Lol@Souffs (also known as lol@50uffs and lol@50uff$ and LOL@$ouff$) is a common element of Internet slang, which is gaining popularity in rugby league forum circles online in Australia and other countries. The term is generally used for amusement by laughing at the South Sydney Rabbitohs NRL team. The phrase is said to have originated as Lol@souffs at the hands of somebody using the moniker "Melon", with 'Souths' being contracted to 'Souffs' to reflect the severe lack of success the South Sydney club has endured in recent history and also to reflect the slack pronunciation of the word "souths" by certain demographics of their supporter base. The constant floggings and lack of final appearances has made the Rabbitohs the quintessential "Joke Of The League". Fans constantly point out the lack of teeth of South Sydney Rabbitohs supporters. Later, it was changed to lol@50uffs, with the 50 being indicative of the fact that the Rabbitohs regularly get 50 points scored against them. In recent seasons, a dollar sign has replaced by the first and final "s" (LOL@$ouff$) to symbolise the millions Russell Crowe is spending on the club, despite saying "Chequebook league isn't my style". In spite of almost consistent failure, Souffs supporters will routinely jump on league forums during the pre-season and proclaim that "this is our year". The only appropriate answer to this is to LOL@Souffs

Typical Souffs supporter: "We're the pride of the league, have the best forward pack and now we've signed Greg Inglis. We're premiership certainties".
Average Joe: "LOL@Souffs"

by LOL@50uff$ June 21, 2011

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Smuffin

a cute nickname for a useless partner meaning: some mother fucking nothing.

Her boyfriend is a real smuffin, he can't keep a job to save his life.

by silentcrys April 15, 2020

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orphus souffle

A savory treat when one individual puts his, her, or their fingers in every available anatomical opening but always ends with the fingers in the mouth. Usually the anus finishes off the last topping or ingredient in the soufflé. Best done on a hot, humid day. Also referred to as the "No Holes Barred."

Fred: Ted, why did you stick your fingers in your ears, then up your nostrils, and now they are both shoved up your sinkhole? Don't you know it's like 90 degrees with a heat index of 110?
Ted: That's exactly why I'm doing it...the hotter it is outside the better the consistency and taste of the orphus souffle.

by Moon Chan April 18, 2022

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