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tropical smoothie

when a man consumes various tropical fruits (mango, kiwi, etc) in a creative attempt to uniquely flavor his semen prior to ejaculating in one's mouth.
I ate a bunch of fruit before firing a delicious tropical smoothie down that bitch's throat.
by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie December 1, 2014
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DNA Smoothie

The organic beverage made with one single ingredient*: male sperm.

*Gay body builders have been known to add various protein supplements such as creatine or whey (not that there's anything wrong with this).
KPM: "Dude you'll know if she's naughty or not by whether she'll swallow the DNA Smoothie."

JT: "Oh yeah? What if she spits it out?"

KPM: "Never had that happen dude. Sorry, no advice."
by JT Amish December 15, 2009
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Keyboard Smoothie

Adj.

First defined by Adam Young
A "Keyboard Smoothie" is an ambient, easy going, and graceful piece of music played completely on a synthesizer with the occasional grand piano in the mix.
Hey, have you heard this Keyboard Smoothie by Port Blue?
by Rychotech November 4, 2011
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ass smoothie

A smoothie (or other beverage) that is first prepared in a blender, then poured into a woman's ass. The woman then stands up, jumps up and down to mix the smoothie, pours it into a glass and drinks it.
Pornstar Cheyenne Hunter made an ass smoothie in our test kitchen.
by Sheri Santiago January 7, 2008
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CL Smoothie

Hey buddy throw me a CL Smoothie.

Nothing like drinking CL Smoothies when shredding gnar.
by dandandandandan November 4, 2008
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Ukrainian Smoothie

Hey Russian Tank, a Ukrainian cocktail on the house for you... oh and go fuck yourself.

You can make a Ukrainian Smoothie by stuffing styrofoam into a bottle with gasoline and maybe some oil.
by Esab March 10, 2022
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Blue Haired Smoothie

Refers to a blow job given by an elderly woman, usually a "cougar". The smoothie refers to the womans "smooth" gums and the texture of the man's semen . This term is regional, and is used commonly around the "Villages" in Central Florida.
I saw Steve getting a blue haired smoothie down by the gazebo. Wow, she must have been eighty something!
by tarnished_man September 13, 2010
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