Smoozers

A lazy, useless failure, seen especially in business.

Smoozers need not apply for this job.

by KatieSaysSo May 20, 2010

smooze

have a friendy conversation

Lets smooze about the Mets after work.

by Joe Morris October 12, 2004

smooze

a "skanky but cute" girl who says anything to get what she wants out of people.

She way trying to smooze her way into getting accepted.

by hkr October 10, 2011

smooze

alternative, more azn way to say "smoose" a mythical creature, originating in Northern Virginia. See "smoose"

I jux wanna take your smooze and yank it.
as opposed to
I just want to take your smoose and yank it.

by smantha May 25, 2004

smoozey

When you are to awkward to respond to a compliment the proper way, so you just say smoozey.

“You’re so beautiful!”
“Uh erm, smoozey.”

by Cute but psycho✌ September 25, 2019

smoozel

When your peehole is peeing 2 flows of pies so you make all the bathroom wet and grose and you dont clean it and run away instead and the next people that are getting in "get smoozeled"

I smoozeled yesterday.
Yesterday my mom got smoozeled.
I am smoozeling in my friend's house rn.
I always smoozel at nights.

by Shlock555 April 6, 2020

Smooze

Derivative from the name "Smooze" from the show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic," Smooze is a character who absorbs shiny things and gets bigger in size. In this case the character is used as a form of slang word. The definitions being:
- A poser and/or a person who poses as a cool individual, but when in reality all they do is cover up themselves in what they think is cool.
- Someone who inflates their ego by stealing things; a title, possessions, jokes, etc.

A man walks into a bar wearing nothing but designer clothing out for everyone to see. A customer mutters, "Ain't no way bro came in off a smooze"

A: "Yo what's up, brah! YOLO"
B: "Don't talk to me off a smooze bro."

by AppleWeed January 30, 2025