Smoofing

When you sniff crack off of your boyfriends ass and he farts and gets white crack in your face.

Last night me and kristine were getting down and dirty but then she decided to go smoofing, and i aint fuckin that bitch again.

by Uananinominious April 26, 2006

smoof

The fluid a Smurf produces when he achieves orgasm

Man, that Smurfette is so fine, I think I'm gonna smoof in my little white pants!

by kid chameleon October 15, 2003

smoof

The most amazing material known in existence, that the man doesnt want you to know about. It is also one of only 3 materials that are genie proof.

the man doesnt want you to know about smoof.

by WHYsuchHate August 21, 2006

smoof

An Iron or device used to get the wrinkles out of your clothes

Bitch hit me upside the head with a smoof!
I smoofed my shirt.

by Tbag21 March 27, 2007

smoof

An action made between close friends where one person, the smoofer, runs towards the other person, the smoofee, and glomps (tackle-hugs) them. The smoofer then proceeds to cuddle and kiss the smoofee. It's great fun. =D

Kara runs up to John and puts his arms around him before kissing him, a true smoof!

by Reid March 28, 2004

smoof

rewrite of smooth

smoof operator

by thomas January 23, 2004

smoof

some random word i typed into a google search because i was bored

i'm crazy, look at me: "smoof! smoof! bulawaga!"

by Splad July 11, 2003