smolinski

the most hottest and sexiest people have that last name. They are the most perfect people you will ever meet. If you ever meet a Smolinski you should ask them to marry you straight away as you will be happy for the rest of you mother fucking ugly life.

Smolinski's are perfect and are amazing in every way. If you don't have this last name you deserve to die.

They have great hair, eyes and personality.

You will never hate a smolinski because they are sexy and the best people alive.

person 1 - I met the hottest and sexiest person last night
person 2 - I bet they were a smolinski

person 1 - how did you know bro-
person 2 - because they are the hottest and sexiest people alive

by smolinski June 20, 2021

messy semolina

Banging dog-style, blasting on your partners back, adding semolina to it and making pasta. As referenced on Roast Mortem Podcast.

I was banging your Mom and I made messy semolina after.

by BrownPanther February 9, 2022

Semolina, Italy

A small city in Italy recognized only by a minute group of individuals.

Some may refer to Semolina, Italy as a city, but it does not actually exist. Similar to Narnia or Atlantas.

by peterpan5002 August 23, 2012

Seolina

The bestest ever person who is AMAZING at like almost everything, unlike everyone else she knows what she's talking about. Super smart but doesn't admit it. Her personality is of that of someone who is an absolute sweetheart. The best artist ever noone can compare. Last but not least SO FRICKEN PRETTY. None has ugly photos of her but she has ugly photos of EVERYONE. Common phrase used by Seolina "it was so saddd".

Girl 1:omg I lm definitely a Seolina

Girl 2:you ain't not seolina there's only one

Guy 1:I wish Seolina would go out with me

Guy 2:Na Seolina would never go for you you a 0 and she's a 10

by Kindaadumbbitch August 17, 2019

smoling

a mix of smiling and loling at the same time, i like to call it smoling

shaun said to sofie: "Today, a friend and I had a discussion about dinosaurs and came to the conclusion that t-rexs were only angry and aggressive because their arms were too short to hug one another. MLIA."
sofie was smoling at this

by coolkid2 October 19, 2009

smoling

some bullshit pat my nuts made up.

car is smoling ....running real smooth...nice launch.....

by your nigga rubberneck April 24, 2005

smolianski

A super sexy last name for awsome people and those who dont have that last name are dick heads

B a sex possition envolving a cat a screw driver and jack hammer

I smolianski'd your mom last night.

by leiby baby January 10, 2014