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Smoldering Stick

The smoldering stick is a sex position. And here is how it goes...
Step 1: Dip your wiener in alcohol/flammable fluid.
Step 2: Light it on fire.
Step 3: Quickly wrap it in cotton candy.
Step 4: Let a chick blow you.
Hey babe wanna give me a smoldering stick?
by The Turn-On Team August 1, 2011
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Smoldering Temptress

A man or woman who inherently accesses their deep, inner, and molten sexuality and shoots it through their eyes into an undeniably sexy stare. This bridges both gender and orientation, so anyone can fall victim to it's arousing and lustful nature. used to describe someone who is strikingly attractive because of fiery, bold, and strong characteristics.

- A man or woman who is considered to be dangerously seductive.

- A person who charms every person they meet with their (sometimes unknowingly) seductive ways.
I can't resist her sexy charms; she is a smoldering temptress.

There he is, the smoldering temptress, captivating the attention of all the women in the room.
by ST8816 July 10, 2015
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smoldering starfish

When you pull your cock out of a random whores ass after a good round of butt sex, you throw a lit cigarette in the gaper.
As her ass smokes and she screams you have a smoldering starfish
by Moofy and erin January 11, 2008
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Smoldering Cigar

A sexual position in which someone places the head of a man's penis in their mouth, and then lights the man's pubes on fire creating the effect of smoking a cigar.
My girlfriend tried doing a smoldering cigar in bed last night and burnt the house down.
by Willwall November 25, 2014
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SMOLDERING COBRA

HOT STEAMY COILED UP CRAP LEFT ON THE ICE WHILE ICE FISHING.
TODAY I WENT ICE FISHING HAD TO SHIT SO BAD I LAID OUT A SMOLDERING COBRA !
by JUNK YARD DOG EAP January 13, 2010
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Smoldering Glare

What is that shit women be doing sometimes? The fuck is YOU lookin at bitch!?
Some chick *Smoldering Glare*

Hym "Bitch, I will give you something to glare at... Have your little ass glaring into my couch cushion..."
by Hym Iam November 16, 2023
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Smolleting

Lying or fabricating a story that paints yourself as a victim for the purpose of gaining some form of benefit, whether financial or otherwise.
"Joseph's giving me more bullshit excuses as to why he still hasn't finished the renovations! I'm sick of all his smolleting!"
by Grumpy fun April 1, 2019
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