smoke my pole

Originally from the movie "The 40 Year-old Virgin", it means to smoke ones dick, like a cigarette.
"Haziz, smoke my pole."
by Me132 January 12, 2006
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the lowest form of human existence
sammy is a chode smoking dick pole
by Anonymous August 12, 2003
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Smoke Pole

A black powder rifle of some sort, especially a muzzleloader. Common slang among hunters. So called because a muzzleloader spews out a cloud of smoke along with its projectile, unlike modern guns. Another popular term for a muzzleloader is Boomstick.
"Grab your smoke pole and powder flask, we're headin' for Penn. to catch their black powder season."
by Da-Gun-nut Garfield December 03, 2008
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That bitch loves smoking pole
by lovetosmokepole October 30, 2007
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if you here someones name yelled out quickly yell out smokes pole.or that girl i picked up last night she smokes pole
by actual chris February 08, 2008
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Smoking Pole

Getting oral sex from an someone after they have eaten spicy or pepper laden foods.

Can also be applied to getting a hand job after the applicaiton of deep heat or deep heat like liquids.
"We went to hot pot last night and afterwards my girl went down on me. It was great until I got a smoking pole because she didn't rinse the pepper tang out of her mouth!"
by Vanoc March 22, 2010
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