smoof

1)A person or things overall coolness, as created by DJ and Leah.
2)A random term used to say something but you dont know what to say.

"Aw man that rocket is TOTALLY smoof!"

by Warlockguitar24 June 27, 2005

smiffed

To get drunk.

Girl: It's monday and 1pm are you already smiffed?
Boy: We are always smiffed.

by Smith 3 October 22, 2011

smoofish

From the root "smoof." To behave as a Smoof would. Like a Squido. One can behave smoofish, but Squido is the one true Smoof. Smoofish is an attitude, a way of life, and more. It is a love of spuds, frogs, leezurds, crimenz, but a general dislike of the human population of earth.

You sure are acting smoofish today, you almost ran over that lady with her 8 annoying children!

by Spudness April 15, 2004

smoing

Misspelled word for 'smoking'.

person a: wtf are u smoing
person b: it's smoking dumbass

by daktour_noob January 8, 2022

Smoofby

a particularly smelly organism; this beast enjoy's grazing and has an extremely terrible odor that can be smelled from many miles away. The smoofby has stench glands that emit vapors into the air at random intervals as well as when the smoofby is under attack. Smoofby is a sub species of hoofb.

Smoofby was avoided by all the other hoofbs and cast away due to his pungent stench.

by tgblknrd February 4, 2010

Smiffkins Bridge

The area between a mans' nut sack and his arse hole, aka the perineum.

I sat on a drawing pin yesterday, got me right in the smiffkins bridge, hurt like a mutha fucka let me tell ya.

by Bobanog June 19, 2008

SMIFF

An acronym meaning: Shoot me in the Fuckin' Face.
A variation of FML.

Used mostly in text messaging to convey complete and utter annoyance.

First Person: "I have 7 tests and a paper this week"
Second Person: "Wow, That's rough"
First Person: "I know just SMIFF"

or

There's so many annoying people here today. SMIFF

by jetwake08 October 12, 2011