Smigus Dyngus

"Wet Monday" "Dyngus Day" "Easter Monday" Originally celebrated in Poland. Boys sprinkle water over the girls they like. Some are even carried to a river and soaked. They do it to cause spring rains for harvest.

Don't fall asleep the night before Smigus Dyngus Day, you will get so soaking wet.

by cytrynówka April 10, 2013

smocused

Adjective.

A portmanteau of the words "smart" and "focused."

JDF has an incredible reading retention rate. She can remember everything she sees in the textbooks in one go because she is smocused.

by tickledhamster May 20, 2011

Smogua

The stream of sweat that runs down the hairy crack of a large unkempt woman.

We got the details of the terrorist plot after waterboarding the suspect with a bucket of brown Smogua.

by The Real Smogua July 12, 2010

smoggs

The greatest person alive, he keeps it real in every way humanly possible.

I wish I was as cool as smoggs.

by Geoff "the Captain" Morgan December 27, 2004

Focus on the Smokus

meaning...dude, quit spacing out and hit that. a drug term meaning, pay attention, stop day dreaming and take a hit- or pass it... either way, FOCUS

Hey....
(no response)
H E Y
(no response)
Dude, FOCUS on the SMOKUS

by Amy Stevens December 22, 2004

smouse

The pussymaster. Has total control over the pussy.

You see smouse over there? He destroys pussy.

by smouze November 7, 2011

smogs

cigarettes

Damn! I left my smogs at the whorehouse.

by Herb N. Dictionary November 4, 2002