smodor

adj. the odor that smokers carry

Mr. Mizzler has a strong smodor when he leaves the dorm room.

by phil clark <KapitolP> January 29, 2004

smodding

The art of simultaneously fake smiling and nodding when asked to perform a task that you consider to be unnecessary, counter productive, or excessive, and you know that management won't listen to your valid viewpoint.

Not generally used in a sentence. It's just a slow deliberate motion to resign yourself to the futility of trying to be innovative in a bureaucratic system.

Manager -"Hey Jim, the paper we use isn't made in an environmentally friendly way, can you destroy it all and order 'green' paper"
Jim- (Smodding)

by Zamial March 26, 2017

smodatwee

smoke that weed.

Nigga bored man, sheeeeed smodatwee!

by deejaxson October 7, 2012

smodka

Smirnoff Double Blacks.

Generally used as a primer before going out, but can also be used at house parties as a staple drink.
Causes the drinker to become deliriously happy and affectionate, as opposed to miserable and violent.

Pass me some smodka!

Holy crap, I have to get smashed for less than $20. Six-pack smodka it is!

by Oody May 19, 2006

Smodomize

Being forced to dress a certain way due to limitations set by school or work dress code. Also can be used to described the act of enforcing dress code. Derived from the acronym "SMOD", meaning Standard mode of dress.

"Man, did you hear? Next year they are making us wear uniforms in school. We've been smodomized." :'(

by Wil Bolin January 7, 2009

smod

The act of smiling and nodding in response to someone's odd behavior or comment. Spelled smodding when used in gerund form.

PersonA: Then we could go get lit and jump off a bridge!
PersonB:*smods* Riiight...

by toomanycurls December 16, 2003

SMOD

SMOD: Suck My Own Dick. this is an action taken when your girlfriend starts to get on your damn nerves. it is usually brought about by constant bitching about your hair, your dirty room, lack of trips to fancy dinners, looking at another girl (even when she's your waitress), or anytime during her period. when the bitching crosses the threshold you finally snap and are no longer willing to put up with her rediculousness...even for some well needed ass.

fuck you bitch i'll suck my own dick.
dude, stacy was getting on my nerves so i had to SMOD

by CDK April 26, 2006