smocking

The way you spell smoking after you become President of The United States.

"Democrats can’t find a Smocking Gun tying the Trump campaign to Russia."

by Buckles Freeman December 10, 2018

smocked

A generally degrading term used to describe when a person has made prearranged plans with someone and then fails to arrive for them.

We were supposed to tee off at 10. Where is Will? I think we've been smocked again.

by Miskatonix January 23, 2017

Smocked

It's like when you slap someone..but with a sock

*Brad slaps me with sock*
Me - I've been smocked

by Sallydotcom December 28, 2019

Smocking

Smocking When your trolling the freaks that used to be in office, Skippy & Val at a party Watch them on YT uMsQPuhBBfw

Projecting what you are in fact doing onto innocent people. you shouldn't be talking about smocking guns when yours is on fire

by Betterwakeup December 19, 2018

smock

A badge of shame worn by the low-paid, low-skilled workers at retail stores like Wal-Mart, Sam's Club and Home Depot. The smocks worn by employees of these stores are usually covered in advertising. They are also usually filthy. Source of the term smock job.

If you need to find a salesperson at Wal-Mart, just look for a nasty, big-assed white trash woman in stretch pants and a dirty smock. When you speak to her, you can put money on it that she will call you "hon."

by Led Zeppole March 18, 2004

Smocking

When you're too lazy to proofread or too dumb to accept you've written it wrong.

Democrats can’t find a Smocking Gun tying the Trump campaign to Russia after James Comey’s testimony. No Smocking Gun.

Two things are bad for your health: Smocking and covfefe.

by ThatGuyOnUrbanDic December 10, 2018

smock

a combination of the words "cock" and smoke" resulting in a verb in reference to the glorious act

"That one whore from Early American History smocks a mean dick!"

by xyourxworstxnightmarex February 1, 2005