Wrinkled Salami

-Adjective

1. Senior Men who still think that they have the libido and/or swagger to participate in the modern day mating rituals of young females.

2. Geezers who hit on chicks that could possibly be their granddaughters

3. Wannabe "Celine-Dion-Husband" type dudes

4. Basically Hugh Hefners with no game...

*Female Version: Rotten Tuna*

Just tell those Wrinkled Salami's to GTFO, then pepper spray them and run

by Three Legged Manly Man January 2, 2011

salami sunset

Men, that on a regular basis, try to suck their own cock. Pushing just that little bit further each time until one day, one day he will make it-the salami sunset.

Adam finally made the salami sunset and we didnt see him for days.
What you got there? A salami sunset?
Why are you so happy? make your salami sunset?

by Chalise April 22, 2009

Salami Stroking

The act of giving pleasure to ones self by yanking on the penis :)

Salami Stroking is Steffen Timmer's favorite hobby.

by Numba 1 Meskin April 23, 2011

Greasy salamander

greasy salamander is a term used by the very perfect Ethan Dolan and his amazing, hot brother Grayson Dolan.

“ I remember having a really greasy salamander school picture” said by Ethan in the video, The WORST photos of us.

by Dolan_addict64 November 11, 2018

Salamuch

a taglish word (tagalog and english) in tagalog is salamat and the part of english much(or more) when switch will be called maraming thank you

Ok salamuch for your cooperation (even know they din't do anything )

by Sir admiral major Kled for you August 3, 2017

salami lid

it ain't gon fit

"the salami lid ain't gon fit (gon fit)"

by kyoz' August 23, 2020

spoken salami

Very old and moldy salami

Person 1: Want some salami?
Person 2: Hell no, look at all the mold, that is spoken salami.

by 10yroldwithabadmic March 13, 2021