The Dirty Smitty

The Smitty is when a guy with no teeth eats the hersey kiss or corn off of the guys dick that just boned him in the ass.

Edguarwardo ate the corn off of his boyfriend Stavi's dick after shitting from the pounding he took, enjoying the dirty smitty.

by Turd Farmer 7 January 14, 2011

“Doing the Smitty!”

When a man protects his woman by using physical force, rather than discussion or waking away.

Will Smith was “Doing the Smitty!” slapping Chris Rock after he spoke about his wife Jada, before he won his Oscar.

by I am Dr Batman March 29, 2022

Dirty Smitty

A Dirty Smitty is when a frail and unsuspecting man with the skeletal structure of Mr.Burns (Simpsons Reference) requires to have his salad tossed to obtain an erection. Typically awkward and poorly coordinated sexual acts are to follow.

Hey Sara what's the matter?
My husband has been so stressed out that he's become a Dirty Smitty

Oh he's so cute.
Be careful, I heard he's a Dirty Smitty

Brad Pitt is so hot I hope he's a Dirty Smitty

by The Nard May 1, 2020

The Shitty Dollar Trick

The Shitty Dollar Trick occurs when an individual smears fecal matter (in this case, human fecal matter) on one side of a dollar bill. This dollar bill is then places on the ground, shitty-side down. An unsuspecting passer-by then picks up the shitty dollar and learns the definition of an unpleasant surprise. Distasteful? Probably.

"We just pulled the Shitty Dollar Trick on Dave's Great Grandmother!"

by Snagglz_Maw May 20, 2006

Shitty Diaper

A 5 layer beefy burrito from Taco Bell. It has the exact same weight, warmth, and tactile feel of a baby's diaper full of some hot steamy hemp rope.

I'm feeling pretty lunchy, let's head down to Taco Bell and scooped up a bag full of Shitty Diaper (s)!

by Shit the Bed Fred January 24, 2016

Shitty Devon

1/3 Bacardi 151 Proof

1/3 Sauza Gold Tequila

1/3 Dill Pickle Juice

Dash of Tabasco sauce

Stratford, Ontario variant of the Prairie Fire. Guaranteed to fuck someone's day up.

"See those loud drunk idiots up front? Give them four Shitty Devons, and make sure they know who bought them."

"You're the birthday girl? Have a Shitty Devon!"

by McCooligan July 24, 2009

shitty dipping

the act of swimming naked in a body of water with high levels of fecal contamination.

We went shitty dipping in the water, even though there was a recent sewage spill in the lake.

by Teacher of the Year January 5, 2008