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The Smithy

When fucking a chick from behind, either through sexual curiosity, anger or just boredom you stick a finger into her anus. The Smithy is not limited to a single digit over time the goal is to work up to a Full Smithy (whole fist!).

The effects of The Smithy vary so be careful when using it.
Dude that bitch was so boring I did The Smithy to liven up the sex.

Mate smell my finger......... I totally Smithy'd your sister last night.
by Rawson Rhymes October 27, 2011
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Smithy

The final boss of Super Mario RPG. Has two forms:

1. A machine-like pile of white facial hair with eyes.

2. Same body, only his head is a metal skull that can transform into either a tank, an iron chest, a question block, or some weird meatal magic head with hands coming out of it.
"Come on you puny ants! I'll crush you all!"-Smithy
by SmashBrother January 20, 2005
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Smithy

being overly giggly like a young school girl and acting suspicious towards the same sex
that guy was overly smithy with that gay guy in the bar
by el guapo1 November 12, 2007
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Smithy

A girl who goes to Smith College in Northampton, MA. A Smith college Lesbian Until Graduation. Intelligent and often connected. Usually can't drive well but can party. Not just LUGS but SLUGS.
That smithy was cute! Do you think the slug likes guys, or even ice cream a little?
by niteshade8p September 26, 2008
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Smithy

a bloke who only dresses in black and is scared to wear shorts in the summer because he has freaky kneecaps.He is often seen hanging around antique shops with a yucky green plymouth top on.he also has the skill of nusing a pint for three hours till it goes brown+crusty like his nob.often seen chasing push-bike robbers!
"wheres smithy"
"he's doing judo"
"oh fuck off he wouldn't wear anything in white"
by Phil Fee September 20, 2003
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smithy

An Irish fellow with the last name Smith. Smithys, generally speaking, have no game and a smallish nob which sometimes has the illusion of disappearing while retracting back up into the Smithy's body. Despite this bizarre phenomenon, Smithys can also be very likable characters. Smithys are often times sited as being "gay" though please note while appearing so, they are most definitely not.
"Smithy!! How ye keepin? Ye get laid yet?"
"Ah nah. I got no game."
"And your nob?"
"Still missing."
by plincodestroy December 9, 2008
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Smithy

Genital abrasion caused by masturbation, resulting in a red, raw appearance, peeling skin and possibly bruising.

Specifically, a ‘Smithy’ injury is caused by the frequency, duration and pace of masturbation only, and not the result of the deployment of foreign objects.
I’ve jerked off so much I’ve given myself a Smithy
by Iyman R Sole February 22, 2022
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