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Smitties

Hakoh: Yo, that girl got a big ass

Jackson: yea, but she got some smitties
by Hakoh August 24, 2008
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Smitties

Saggy Man Titties.

A.K.A. Moobs (Man Boobs)
Her boyfriend had smitties with hairy moles on them. She preferred that he kept his shirt on while they engaged in sexual intercourse because his smitties made her tiny titties look like pimples.
by jemenoki September 13, 2013
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Tall Smitties

A girl with small to no titties in the A cup to flat chested range
DAAAAMN! Sarah has some tall smitties
by BadPandaStyleKru May 15, 2003
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Smithism

A quotation that although may be real wasn't worth attributing to the real person?
It's like Platehous once said, "it's not the corn that's on the table that counts, but the shavings left on the blade"

"This isn't time for a Smithism Bob, can you be here by 3pm?"
by Deakin Smith July 7, 2009
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smithish

the language spoken by a set of smiths in leeds
oh what the feck are you talking about
by david smith April 20, 2004
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smithisize

To put a false spin on local job growth when there is, in fact, no such growth in any desirable sector. Smithisizing is necessary to raise morale and keep the few people with money from fleeing.
We need to smithisize these stats. Say we had 400 new jobs in the tourism sector. The public must never know it is really a handfull of raspa carts, some old Mexican women selling tamales door to door, and a fruit stand.
by The Munro May 9, 2005
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smithyes

smithyes is the greatest person alive and does not sweat at all and he is going to be one of the greatest footballers in the world and once he retires he will break the 100m record set by usain bolt,he will do 100m in under 5 secs.Dontdisrespect a smithyes as they take it very seriously and will go to your house rip you apart and your family dog and then he will set your house on fire with your siblings asleep and they will die while sleeping and they will die horribly
dont disrespect me oterwise i will get smithyes on you
by Gibbbbbbbo October 21, 2019
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