Smite

Old english term.
To hit someone, usually to kill them.

The knight will smite down any who oppose him.

by Fuzzy Animator March 21, 2003

Smite

A game made to give you depression, only weebs play.

Person 1: hey! You wanna play smite!?

Person 2: nah dude I'm depressed enough

by iHave2Thumbs November 26, 2016

Smite

A beautiful way to destroy someone.

I just smote that fucking bastard after he grabbed me arse!

by Davezor October 21, 2003

smited

What a moron will say instead of smote.

uhh, you done smited him good, what a n00b

by Angular56 January 29, 2004

Smite

smite - smote - smitten

To attack or destroy by hitting, usually with a hand or a hand-held weapon.

Did he smite the kite? Has he smitten the kitten? You mean to tell me he smote the coat instead?

by Relentless July 26, 2005

Smite

to kick the living crap, and in some cases kill someone. mostly done in a medieval way.

i will go to smite someone.

by rockstar4 July 10, 2010

Smite

A game for people with gigantic cocks the size of your da’s femur and and loads of bitches also if you are a ullr or Loki main you are very good and a cerified GOD however playing someone like Nox or Isis is one of the surefire ways to prove your a virgin

Come play smite with me

by God of pseudonym October 29, 2018