spitefuck

when you shag your ex's best mate, close friend, or sibling to get back at them.

"My ex boyfriend is shagging your ex girlfriend. How dare he! Those sort of people are out of bounds! we should probably fuck?" "spitefuck hey?"

by grape peach cherrie September 24, 2009

Slidefucking

The act of a man putting the top of his penis on a girls vagina during sex, but rather than going in it, rub it up and down, with his penis between the tops of the girls thighs. Very useful when intercourse is not desired for one reason or another. Condoms are unnecessary, but optional.

"hey, were you having sex with that girl last night?"

"no i wish, we were just Slidefucking."

by balltoohard10 December 31, 2011

smilefucking

The art of someone telling you what you want to hear, but unlikely that it will be taken seriously or actually happen.

He seemed very open to the customer request. Or he was just smilefucking us.

by Karl Jarrells February 16, 2021

Snipefuck

to embarrass, destroy ,fry, pwn, own, and obliterate any goalie's hope of playing hockey by sniping them so hard they feel as if they've been fucked.

Ovechkin snipefucks whenever he wants.

Conor Clark is unable to snipefuck.

by jturc October 4, 2009

spillfuck

adj. describes the action of interrupting someone mid-blackout as they proceed to have more alcoholic beverages inevitably resulting in the spillage of said alcohol. The term is popular in LMU culture, especially in the Whelan dorms.

Audrey is a spillfuck for preventing me from downing the rest of the vodka.

by Tam Tam @ LMU March 23, 2009

Smokefuck

Someone so inept at sexual intercourse that they ejaculate within the time it would take to smoke a cigarette. usually skinny white guys

George Bush is a smokefuck

by Mikefrom Himatangi November 2, 2009

smileyfuck

Typing with smiley faces, with implied connotation of fucking.

"Bob, stop smileyfucking all over the newsfeed"

by emperor123456789 October 9, 2011