smiffed

To get drunk.

Girl: It's monday and 1pm are you already smiffed?
Boy: We are always smiffed.

by Smith 3 October 22, 2011

SMEFNAR

Spontaneous Male Erection For No Apparent Reasons. Extremely common in High School classrooms where cleavage is abundant.

Sleeping in class is also a horrible time for Smefnars, although they are very common.

I was sitting in Math, and when she leaned over a SMEFNAR hit me...

by jackinthebox4444 September 16, 2010

Siefer Math

The math used to determine whether or not Outbound is up or down on cases.

Utilizing Siefer Math, Outbound cases are up 1,738 even though carton length was 25-inches with Scotts on three lines and big Sterilite on the other with tile and four-foot Philips coming through CCS.

by LLD-NLD-4419 June 22, 2018

Smiffkins Bridge

The area between a mans' nut sack and his arse hole, aka the perineum.

I sat on a drawing pin yesterday, got me right in the smiffkins bridge, hurt like a mutha fucka let me tell ya.

by Bobanog June 19, 2008

smilf

single-mother-i'd-like-to-fuck

Miss Hurly is a smilf

by jimbo February 6, 2003

SMIFF

An acronym meaning: Shoot me in the Fuckin' Face.
A variation of FML.

Used mostly in text messaging to convey complete and utter annoyance.

First Person: "I have 7 tests and a paper this week"
Second Person: "Wow, That's rough"
First Person: "I know just SMIFF"

or

There's so many annoying people here today. SMIFF

by jetwake08 October 12, 2011

Smilefuck

You've been smilefucked when somebody smiles and agrees to do something for/with you, when they have no intention whatsoever of actually following through with said commitment.

This jackoff rep from <insert carrier here> keeps calling me asking for quotes - I usually tell him every couple weeks that he'll be getting some opportunities in the coming weeks - no shot! Classic smilefuck.

by mckenney25 May 14, 2013