Smidge

A sneaky short guy that keeps his height a secret until it is ultimately revealed upon an in-person encounter

G: hey sis, how did it go with that hot dude you met up with from Tinder?
J: Total bust...he was a Smidge and had to awkwardly direct the convo downward and see him gawk at my boobs all night. My neck hurts now .

by Great Clementini October 14, 2015

smidge

Sarah Michelle Gellar.

Smidge.

by fraac August 5, 2011

smidge

(n.) a small child, under the age of 12.. Often seen playing in streets.

Aww, how cute look at the little smidges.

by squeedlespooge April 18, 2004

smidge

When you take a crap and dont wipe your ass good enough so you get smidge in your underwear.

Marla couldnt wipe her ass well enough so she left smidge all in her underwear.

by marlasmellsbad July 31, 2018

smidge

the ulmighty king of linwood who has many pawns

random supermodel: i love smidge hes the man

:fonz: i know right

by king smidgen December 11, 2006

smidge

small amount of something sweet, emotinally sweet

Katie gave Kristen a smidge when she asked if she wanted to go to Galveston.

by come'on April 25, 2010

Smidge

The name given to someone who is weirdly short (small and midget). Have the tendency to be absolutely stunning and the best friend you would ever have. People like this are will be with you till the very end and always know what so say. Just a really good friend.

Person 1: You seen that Laura Cowen?
Person 2: Who? Smidge? God she is fine!
Person 1: And a really nice person.

by 1783640973646 June 9, 2011