Smashport, a passport for sexual relations. A combination of the slang word smash (to have vigorous sex) and port (harbor, point of entry)
Usually given after sexual competency has been proven.
Once given smashport approval your booty call will always be granted.
Usually given after sexual competency has been proven.
Once given smashport approval your booty call will always be granted.
After several intense sexual encounters, Harley determined that Michael was very worthy of her stamp in his smashport.
by Dome ass March 15, 2019
Get the smashport mug.Future nickname for Smethport, Pennsylvania, out in the sticks, after the Biden administration ends fracking and well the manufacturing jobs are already in China so the people here have nothing else to do but make (and consume) meth.
Took a wrong turn in Bradford and ended up in Methport...shit, thank God I had a can of Drano to pay the charging station guy with since they won't take cash or credit as you can't synthesize crank from paper money!
by F. P. Sellers IV November 15, 2020
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Southport is in the North West of England. It is full of young chavs.
Merseyside has the second highest knife & gun crime outside of London.
There are 2 maccies, 2 KFCs, a Burger King, and multiple Subways.
High Park/Meols Cop are full of chavs looking to cause chaos, there is the odd nice kid.
Southport is sometimes referred to as Sowie
Merseyside has the second highest knife & gun crime outside of London.
There are 2 maccies, 2 KFCs, a Burger King, and multiple Subways.
High Park/Meols Cop are full of chavs looking to cause chaos, there is the odd nice kid.
Southport is sometimes referred to as Sowie
I live in Southport me
by YummyDavo February 28, 2020
Get the Southport mug.A small seaside town in the north-west of england opposite blackpool and near liverpool.Among the masses of newbreeds and chav scum there are a fair few decent kids that live there watch out for ocean plaza and maccys(toen centre)- full of chavs and not always the decent ones. if you skate the skatepark in the middle of the plaza and town centre is the best we have for the skating kids but sefton council can piss a fair few off as you get fucked if ur skating in town which is shite. if you want to hang there i suppose the bowling green, bandstand && arts centre are the places to go but watch out for the newbreeds that can suffocate the places. a few gigs held in sowie at places such as casablancas, suttons, albert, (commis in ormskirk)&&(crosby social culb in crosby)&& sometime atrs centre and christ church. nice plae if you meet the right people loys of kewl && sound kids there. LOVE it! xxxmwaxxx
by xxRowxx June 23, 2006
Get the southport mug.A small town located on the east coast of North Carolina. There is nothing there except for old retired people, school sluts, and religious people. There is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do there. You better have money to go to the closest place that has to things to do, Wilmington, NC. Southport SUCKS. Never move to Southport. you'll regret it for the rest of your life. For the people reading this who currently live in Southport, SUCKS DOESN'T IT?
Stranger 1: "I think I'm gonna move to Southport, NC."
Stranger 2: 'What? Why! Southport is awful!"
Stranger 1: "Good point."
Stranger 2: 'What? Why! Southport is awful!"
Stranger 1: "Good point."
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Get the southport crew mug.I southported your mom last night. She creamed herself like mad with all my licking and sucking on her clit and vagina.
by spedshul July 11, 2011
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