smenis

A below average penis, or small penis

When he pulled down his boxers it was obvious he had a smenis.

by Matt March 9, 2004

scenester

a person who tries very hard to fit the stereotype of a certain scene. often having to do with a specific genre of music emo.indie.punk.rock. dresses and acts in a prescribed fashion. image focused. vain.

they got all dressed up to hang out with their scenester friends.

all the scenesters love that band.

by Anonymous April 8, 2003

Absolute scenes

When something mental happens when all hope seems lost. Usually used in British football culture.

"OH MY GOD! MANCHESTER CITY HAVE SCORED- IN THE 96TH MINUTE OF EXTRA TIME"
"ABSOLUTE SCENES UNFOLDING AT THE ETIHAD!"

by DontForgetYourLegs August 28, 2019

smeyesing

to smile using your eyes

I just saw a picture of my friend smiling with her eyes on facebook, she is smeyesing!

by misterintredasting November 12, 2011

Smenis

A type of penis belonging to the Caucasian family. Due to low blood pressure, blood flow to the penis is almost non existent.

“Girl, Tyler came over last night and he forgot his medication. He had a smenis.”

by WiseWordsFromBuddha October 8, 2020

Senesh

A word to describe shit in arabic.

A: Dude you smell like a senesh1
B: Really?! Ah...senesh!

by LOGOPOGO February 22, 2010

smemes

Someone named sam who loves memes

Stop it with the memes Smemes!

by Charputin May 29, 2017