smelled like a bucket of assholes

an extremely offensive odor, possibly what the inside of a johnny on the spot would smell like if you stuck your head down the bowl; an odor so horrific, you would stick ur head up your own ass just to escape it; a truly epic flatulation, one so disgusting it would choke a farm mule

Guy one: Dude, i went down on your sister and it smelled like a bucket of assholes!

Guy two: Dude, you gotta sniff it before you lick it!

by jwagz75 April 27, 2011

Smeoted

Some men eat oreos twice every day

This word was created by accident from auto correct and we decided to make it into a word

"You see him over there? Yeah, I heard he is a Smeoted."

"He Smeoted, for a whole 4 months."

"I am going to get so Smeoted, all week"

"My New Years resolution, is to Smeoted for a whole year."

"But I wanna get Smeoted wasted!!"

by Anonymoose January 16, 2015

Smelled the Cupcake

1. v. when an individual is preforming fellatio on a man and in withdrawing slightly, unintentionally lets the penis flick out and in continuing the rhythmical sucking receives an jab from the penis head to the nostrils at which point the party receiving the fellatio ejaculates all up in to the other's nasal passages. This can also be done by simply ramming one's penis into the other's nose with one's hand and blowing one's load simultaneously. Derived from instances when someone is eating a cupcake and another says "that cupcake smells excellent" and when the person goes to smell the other hits their hand covering their nose in frosting.

2. Can also be used to describe a fuck up. Used similarly to "screwed the pooch"

You really smelled the cupcake on that one

by The Frenchman64 March 2, 2011

Smeated

The act of making sandwiches using only meats.

There's only oil and vinegar on these rolls! We need these sandwiches smeated!

by That's Baloney May 27, 2019

swelted

To have a nice pump and look swole after a workout.

After today's chest workout, I looked in the mirror, and I was looking swelted.

by Cflo2038 September 13, 2016

Smelteboller

Smelteboller are a type of buns that have a temperature that causes butter to melt on it

I love smelteboller

by Ross Geller the doctor August 10, 2020

jerk smelter

The mixture of semen and personal lubricant that builds up on the tip of the penis during masturbation

Hey Eve, could you wipe off that jerk smelter?

by 60 Central February 29, 2008