Get the smellershot mug.A person that loves to smell other people's shit. Typically somebody that hangs out in a bathroom, especially at a work place or a person that always follows you into a bathroom whenever you have to go.
I just sat down in the stall, and would'nt you know it, that effing turd smeller Soon walked in and started to observe himself in the mirror--again.
by biff hoolihan April 29, 2005
Get the turd smeller mug.Another derogatory phrase to describe a gay man. Most older gay men have a look about their face that resembles a person who has just smelled a freshly batch of cookies. A sort of smug, satisfied look on their face that accompanies twinkly eyes and pursed lips that barely crack a smile.
Hag: Oh, look! There's Stephen. Is he gay?
Charles: Does he look like he just smelled a batch of cookies?
Hag: Yes he does!
Charles: He's gay and he;s a cookie smeller!
Charles: Does he look like he just smelled a batch of cookies?
Hag: Yes he does!
Charles: He's gay and he;s a cookie smeller!
by Saint Paco February 27, 2011
Get the cookie smeller mug.To expel gas into the carrier at a bank's drive-through teller station, sending the noxious odor into the bank with your transaction.
by Daddysxj September 29, 2010
Get the teller smeller mug.Man 1: "I captured a stray siberian monkey in my garden last night that was striped like a zebra and possessed the reincarnated soul of Kurt Cobaine"
Man 2: "Pffft....SKELABERT!!"
Man 2: "Pffft....SKELABERT!!"
by Crikey O'Riley January 28, 2007
Get the skelabert mug.A specialized containment device that allows the wearer to enjoy the aroma for long period of time. Something like a fishbowl inverted with a chinstrap.
by B1gPerm December 7, 2010
Get the Smellmet mug.A person that dominates any conversation with an attitude of pretension, arrogance, and passive-aggressiveness. They love to one-up others and often redirect the focus of any discussion back to them. At the end of a long day, they remove their socks and bury their faces into them to inhale.
"I went to a happy hour tonight and I couldn't get a word in! There was some massive sock smelling going on for sure."
"That guy thinks quite highly of himself, he didn't even acknowledge my greeting! I bet he's quite the sock smeller!"
"That guy thinks quite highly of himself, he didn't even acknowledge my greeting! I bet he's quite the sock smeller!"
by Turkeydawg May 16, 2016
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