smeggy

really dirty foresking some love it some dont smegma

man ur cocks smeggy its making me moist!!!
u filthy cunt go wash that smeggy cock!!

by toostr82bgay April 16, 2005

Smeggy Hitler

To rub ones filth from underneath the foreskin or anal area on someones top lip. Creating a hitler esque moustache.

Luke got so wasted, matt gave him a smeggy hitler.

by Crafty1 July 29, 2010

smeggy mageggy

Anyone who epitomizes the human form of smegma.

Holy fuck, Stiles looks like a total smeggy mageggy talking to that chick at the bar.

by Tekesky February 22, 2008

smeggy lips

Forget to clean your weapon and your girl gets down on her knees... She will most likely experience smeggy lips. A light coating of the yellow substance commonly known as Smeg on the upper and lower lips.

Singular: Smeg
"Hey look shes got smeggy lips from that guy!"
"I don't like that guy, probably gives his girl smeggy lips."
"Did you hear, Jason gave Mollie smeggy lips! Thats why you always wash it"

by imProsper May 06, 2014

Smeggy

Penis with dried cum on it

Oh look grandads penis is smeggy, grandma will clean it don't worry

by Excited Man1 May 11, 2024

Smeggy Egg

An initiation rite for a (usually highly exclusive) collegiate men's sports club or society, in which the existing members of the club do not shower for a week, then harvest the smegma from thier genitals and deposit it on a hardboiled egg for the initiate to consume.

To get accepted into the "Toff Society and Fox Hunt Club" at Oxbridge, one had to partake in a game of Smeggy Egg.

by JTPop December 31, 2023

Smeggy Children

Suffering from smegma, smeggy children is where the minor lumps begin to look like baby heads. To make it seem like children, the pubes get stuck in the smegma.

Bout to shag some lass last night but she got scared after seeing my smeggy children

by AlbanianSugarDaddy February 22, 2018