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Yeeting and skeeting

Cumming while you are riding a skateboard while doing an Ollie around 10 other naked dudes in a public park. You must nut on one of the dudes. You then have to carry the man you came on on top of your shoulders around the whole park.
Dang look at those guys Yeeting and Skeeting
by The yeet skeet master November 27, 2018
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Sleeting

The art of falling asleep with half-eaten food in one's mouth. This typically occurs on one's couch with or without a clicker in hand. The likely morsel found in one's mouth is chips or crackers.
"I woke up with food in my mouth again. I have been sleeting with abnormal frequency this week. It must have been that long bike ride that did me in today."
by SupaNative July 7, 2009
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Sheeting

When you share a bed with someone you don't want to have sex with, so you lay on top of the top sheet to prevent contact. When alcohol is involved usually works.
If you don't want to have intimate situations with drunk bed mate. Sheeting usually works.

Fall asleep on a different layer, usually they will give up!
by Kurlington May 22, 2018
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sweeting

excessively drunk at the wrong time, will fuck your girlfriend, no-talent asshole, master cum dumpster eater, resides in Seneca Falls, NY
Dan: You fucked your best friends girlfriend?!
Tim: Uhh yeah
Dan: Way to be a sweeting!
by Bill Sweeting November 22, 2011
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white sheeting

Going to an Amish culture and having sex with a woman through a hole in a white sheet for money.
Big H made 300 dollars white sheeting last night!
by Teegee1010 December 7, 2015
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Top Sheeting

1. Reading only the first few pages of a large file or manuscript and coming to a premature conclusion that makes you look and sound like an ass.

2. Judging someone by just a photograph and think you know their whole life.
The probation assistant was top sheeting my crminal records and totally missed all of my warrants, and now I'm a free man.
by LeddedBee August 17, 2019
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Smexting

1. Texting with a sexy mexican about sex.
After that fiesta last night, I got this girls number and we smexting for a while, then smexed her all night long at her place.
by Hayhayhayhayhayhay November 6, 2010
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