Cheeky Bum Secks

The thing Dan and Phil have every night *coughs*...

Dan and Phil have the Cheeky Bum Secks every night.

by LEAVEWTFWHYCANTIGETAPSEUDONYM August 10, 2016

Smeckledorfed

To be swindled/robbed from another person.

My friend Rob was screaming, "THE CLERK GAVE ME FORTY INSTEAD OF FIFTY CENTS!" I was trying to calm him down, saying it was probably a mistake with counting. Rob insisted he was smeckledorfed.

by Turkeymash December 21, 2015

Secks

sex but spelt secks

guy: hey wanna have secks???
girl : no
guy: ok

by notarealgamergirl November 2, 2020

smeckles

Jared Padalecki's nickname for his Supernatural co-star, Jensen Ackles. The two actors play brothers Sam and Dean Winchester, appearing just as close offscreen as on.

Aw, look! Jared's climbing his Smeckles like a tree again!

by Rose Ganymede June 12, 2008

smacks o'clock

Smacks o'clock is an indeterminate time of the evening when one is so drunk that they willingly visit a over-crowded indie bar that plays self-proclaimed indie 'classics'. It is the time of night when one gives up any notion of going home early and of their own free-will dances like a loon to the Smiths and does the macarena to MGMT.
It is, by all accounts, a good time. But no-one can really remember it.

Drunkard 1: "Man, I am bored of Wetherspoons now, what time is it?"
Drunkard 2: "It's Smacks o'clock baby!"
Drunkard 1: "Awww yeah"

by Johnny Dangeroux August 21, 2009

Smeckledorfed

To get ripped off, fucked, screwed in a negative manner.

"They stole my cheese!" "We got smeckledorfed!"

by corey legend October 31, 2009

smeckledorfed

To be fooled/taken advantage of

Dude said this was chronic but it's dirt-weed; we've been smeckledorfed by that con-artist!

by CyanideCastro August 12, 2007