smearns

A violent scottish bastard

"Wow, that guy is a real smearns"

by WhoWhoWhoWho July 27, 2012

smaranika

The best person to ever exist. They might sometimes get sad ,so give them a lot of love. Theyre the most kind ppl too. They are the most prettiest people but get insecure easily. If they're comfortable around you ,theyre the best. Theyre clingy and goofy too

Look..its smaranika?? Omg I wanna be friends with them

by Anna_1111 September 18, 2020

Smear the queer

Played with an object that can be tossed and easily carried such as a balled up t-shirt, football, or shoe.

Play starts when object is thrown into the air. Players may either snatch object out of the air or wait until it lands. If the object lands, the person closest to it MUST pick it up. (Group will use judgement, or someone who wants it can just pick it up.) Once a player is in posession of the object, they try not to get tackled. Once tackled, the object is thrown into the air (or at a particular person) and the game starts over. Play usually ends when everyone is tired or when someone gets hurt.

I am feeling really hyper and have a lot of energy, so lets get a group together and play smear the queer!!!

by mopheadcellist July 26, 2009

poop smear

when a gay man wipes his poop covered penis on the sheets after anal sex

Damn it! He gave me a poop smear and I have to wash my sheets again!

by Big Guy5 May 24, 2009

swearathon

Letting the swear words rip, swearing like a trooper, swearing when you’re angry to let off steam, swearing with friends for fun, using expletives including the f... word, c... word and s... word. Swearing in a sweararhon can really help some people as it may make them feel better. A sweararhon is best avoided in formal situations such as a job interview or visit to the doctor. Many people like to learn how to swear in different languages.

My mates and I had a swearathon at the pub and we let off some steam.

by Stash279 August 16, 2018

Ghetto Pap Smear

is a cavity search done by a drug dealer in search of his or her drugs.

I want my shit! Don't make me do a ghetto pap smear, bitch!

by D-Linquent July 27, 2011

Taking a smeargle

The art of capturing the Pokemon ‘smeargle’ through AR photos whilst on the toilet.

“Hey I’m just taking a smeargle”

by Wickzs March 15, 2019