smeach

When your cock gets caught in your zip it results in a scream and whimper at the same time.

Did you hear that bloke smeach

Yeah. He caught his banjo string in his zip cos he's pissed

by Linebacker589 December 17, 2016

Smellcheck

A discreet and quick whiff of the underarms to find out how bad you smell; usually disguised as an awkward strech or yawn

dude before you put your arm around a girl ALWAYS do a Smellcheck.

by greenlion5 December 25, 2007

smelch

To smelch is to burp smoke after exhaling while one is smoking something, usually marijuana.

"Whoa dude! Did you see that? I just smelched!"

by EastCoaster September 3, 2009

smelch

When u cum in a girls butt while shes taking a shit

hey u wanna smelch tonight?

sure only if u let keemstar eat out my ass after.

by smart price curry on yt September 10, 2016

smelch

the act of penal ejaculation into the ass of a woman and then eating having the ejaculate eaten out by the male.

bill was having anal relations with fashion. he then let a load loose into her ass and used a straw to suck it dry

by bill dodds December 14, 2003

Smelch

The act of allowing a gay man expel gas into your mouth, gas that came from ingesting cum from a recent blowjob.

My gay man asked if he could smelch me in about a half hour after he had just taken a cum load from a blowjob he just gave me.

by jomi8065 October 30, 2011

smelch

When a guy shoots his load in the womans ass and eats it out enjoying every single second of it.

While Bill gets his load off in Fashion's ass he then jumps back there to eat it out of her bum.

by Bill Dodds December 14, 2003