Smeagled

Smeagled v.
To be cornered and accosted by someone bearing a remarkable resemblance to the character Smeagle in the book Lord of the Rings.

While attempting to leave the office Stacey was smeagled by her boss Maureen.

by Iam Jakerivers October 18, 2007

smeagle

The act of getting a blumpkin whilst watching Lord of the Rings.

wow, that chick was such a slut that she gave me a smeagle

by Brian H November 6, 2004

smeagle

The act of having unlubricated anal sex with a woman and then having her clean off the penis with her mouth.

Dude your sister smeagled me last night.

by addy123 June 23, 2008

Smeagled

To be drunk af

I got smeagled last night

by J stu September 11, 2020

Smeagled

When you see something so incredably ugly or disturbing that your dick shrinks back into your body.

I get smeagled every time I see that nasty downsyndrome girl in the hallway.

by CodenameMuskrat December 2, 2010

smeagle

Its a combination of a smut and an eagle, which makes a flying smut.

"Hey! That smeagle just flew over and sucked my cock, then left!"

by Jimmy "Bones" Johnsone January 18, 2008

smeagle

A poor attempt at a hair transplant. Usually affecting 30 something men.

Haw smeagle have ye got any chuggie?

by Donald March 2, 2004