slathering the fish

When titty fucking goes wrong...
The act of mashing ones flaccid dong and balls against a females breasts

In a last ditch attempt to thwart whiskey dick Bren made a brief attempt at slathering the fish before the poor girl ran out of the room crying

by Dolbarado April 12, 2013

nutt smothering

During mutual oral sex or "69ing" with the male on top, testicles drape over the nose of the partner on the bottom, covering the nostrils and impeding airflow.

Damn, when I was 69ing that bitch, I gave her such a nutt smothering that almost passed out.

by Fran tularensis March 18, 2009

Stuttering Pirate

A high level of alcoholic inebriation that causes the inebriated to close one eye and can only converse through stuttering.

No thanks on the shots of tequila if I drink one more I will become a stuttering pirate.

by Beef Swellington January 27, 2009

skettering

If you've ever been out on a thursday, friday or saturday night in the wonderful town of kettering (uk) then you know that it is full of the skettiest girls around in their non-existent dresses and high heels.

Mate I'm goin' skettering to get me some guaranteed clunge

by zaakie March 3, 2011

smothering majora

Your significant other is snoring too hard or passes out early. You ride the face until he/she starts passing out. Once the convulsions start, then You step on their junk to revive them.

Todd snored so hard he deserved a smothering majora from his wife as retaliation for the gladiator helmet she received once.

by Roma Funky Party Crew February 17, 2018

sluttering

1) A word to give this state a name, this game a guess
2) It means as little as your little test

Man, that Katie is always sluttering.

by Me March 17, 2005

stuttering

what i do involuntary. it is a discordance b/t the tongue lips and jaw. also believed to be involved with the bones of the inner ear. there are methods of retraining the vocal patterns of stuttering, but they are very hard to maintain, for it take total concentration for the stutterer, no just what he says, but how be breathes, how he begins his speech, all the way down to the next breath. for you fellow stutterers, check out www.stuttering.org. works wonders. 2 week school in Roanoke, Va.

hard "E" and "A" sounds, as in "everyone," or "apple." caused by too much pressure on the vocal folds (IAP, Increased Articalitory Pressure), compounded by the tightening of the tongue, lips, jaw, and everyone in the f-ing room staring at you wondering what you are gonna say. is it Apple? Against? Antartica? Ant? wow, the suspence! such is the suffering of stuttering.

by wode December 17, 2006