smashmatics

The abstract study of number, quantity, and space as they relate to the chances of getting laid.

If Alex is a solid 8.5, and there are two mid-tier sorority girls, Becky and Rachel, 6.3 and 7.4 respectively, at the bar. What are the chances Alex goes home with one or both of them when corrected for possible cockblockage? The smashmatics are showing a high nut probability.

by The alpacalypse May 22, 2018

Smash-mat

A snatch, no more no less.

Jenny has the tightest "smash-mat" you ever saw!!

by Ewefuhkr May 12, 2022

Smashatic

One who is a competitive Smash Bros Ultimate player and usually obsessed with the game. Often a ProGamer™️.

Mkleo is a Smashatic. So is Tweek.

by Xair June 18, 2022

Smashman Sandwich

A maneuver that typically involves two guys in a fight in a bathroom, the larger individual will pick up the smaller, unknowingly walk backwards into the victim behind them, and smash the victim’s head into the bathroom wall with all of the force they possibly can exert.

mom: why do you look like you just got out of a fight?
son: i got smashman sandwiched, im having a WONDERFUL DAY I FUCKING LOVE SCHOOL.

by r_godwinmadlibfan August 28, 2024

smashmaxxing

1. The action/process of fucking someone good.

1a. Hittin' it

1b. Tappin that ass.

Person 1: Damn I get no bitches
Person 2: so you are not smashmaxxing? lol.

by Kalikk November 27, 2023

Smashathon

Where you have a marathon of getting smashed.

I am seeking somebody who can have a smashathon

by Susansloveforum April 6, 2025