Using smart while moving your bowels causing you to spend longer that required squating on the turd catcher
by Joe O'Regan November 24, 2015
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Get the Semi-Smart Phone mug.A hi-tech "smart" phone that annoys the hell out of its owner due to regular glitches, poor service, and other shortcomings in its craftsmanship.
"My iPhone 4 just sent out a "Goodnight, I love you babe" mass text to everybody on my contacts list even though i only selected my girlfriend as the recipient. Stupid-smart phone.
I now rely on the stars when traveling, instead of my GPS app, stupid-smart phone"
I now rely on the stars when traveling, instead of my GPS app, stupid-smart phone"
by Dylan684 September 7, 2010
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Dude#1 God, I am going to smash Josh's phone if he plays that Drama button one more time.
Dude#2 I hear you. He has turned it into a real smart ass phone.
Dude#2 I hear you. He has turned it into a real smart ass phone.
by DRH the third April 29, 2013
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by BDoc2211 April 13, 2016
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Guy A) Dude...why are are there suddenly so many pictures of hot girl next door types all over internet. Either showing off their tits, or licking each others tits?
Guy B) Dumb Girls with Smart Phones, dude. It's awesome.
Guy B) Dumb Girls with Smart Phones, dude. It's awesome.
by Comics Nut December 11, 2011
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Guy: "Check out what my new iPhone can do! Don't you wish you had one?"
Girl: "Oh, you think you're such a big shot with your Smarty-Pants Phone."
Girl: "Oh, you think you're such a big shot with your Smarty-Pants Phone."
by The Mountain Cat July 29, 2012
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