Scarffle

The gurgle sound in the esophagus before air expels from the throat. Sometimes results in a burp. An uncontrolled gastrointestinal reaction.

Did you hear that? I scarffled..

by Peanutbrittlefart August 25, 2010

shit scarffed

When someone wipes their ass with another persons scarf without the owner knowing

Often resulting in shitface

You: it smells like shit out here

Me: haha that's because I shit scarffed you this morning

You: haha good one, I'm still going to wear it

by Topher9007 February 5, 2014

snarfflegagging

snarflegaggin', snarfflegagging, snarfflegagged

1. the sound that whipped cream makes as it sputters out the last bits of cream.

2. to clumsily drop and break something

"Don't mind me I am just snarfflegagging over here"

"Did you just snarfflegag?"

by lexidextrious May 7, 2009

smurffsexual

1. You find blue skinned guys/girls attractive. Tbh you must be really weird, if you do that. ;-;
2. You find small guys/girls attractive, and you often crush on them.

1. That smuff with white hat and pants is super attractive.

2. That small guy over there is so hot. I must be smurffsexual

by tropi-auntie November 7, 2020

Ben Scarff

The fattest neek in the entire multiverse, this man is the definition of a fat gamer who wanks off his best friend.

The boy entered the room, Ben Scarff looked upon the boy whilst fucking his friend in the mouth.

by GroupOfGrapes October 6, 2020

smaff

Some low life who plays the popular browser game Tribal Wars all the time, it's basically all he does. He will grow up to be a nothing who lives in his mother's basement.

I can't believe you still live with your mom. You're such a smaff.

by TWrevealer123 December 23, 2009

Smartface

A stupid name for a very smart person. Used in an ironic fashion when talking about yourself.

"How did you get a 90 on your math test?!"

"Isn't it obvious? I'm a smartface!"

by I think gavels should be called law-hammers April 5, 2006