Smam 

The best minecraft server in existence.

Person a: 'hey have you heard of smam?'
Person b: 'oh yea it's that awesome minecraft server isn't it'

Smam by Spamnofam April 13, 2021

smam

a smore but you put spam instead of a marshmallow

"i like smam"
"im smamming it"

smam by Cefrigerator November 29, 2025

Smammered 

being "smashed" and "hammered". Extremely drunk. Unable to walk or speak properly.

"Dude! I was so fucking smammered last night."

Smammered by mommabear March 20, 2007

smammered 

hammered + smashed

a word used when too intoxicated to speak clearly or decide which word would be better to describe the "level" you're on

"dood i'm so smammered!.. beer pog'n!"

smammered by kkyyllee December 19, 2007

house a smammer 

to eat a sandwich quickly.

*two dudes who have have seen a sandwich at a local diner.*
dude 1: man, i'd love to house a smammer
dude 2: ....what?!

house a smammer by tehee<3 June 5, 2011

smammal 

the term for all things small and mammal.

Smammals may include rabbits, squirrels, mice, rats, guinea pigs, etc.

smammal by sungodRa April 24, 2008

smamtarded 

the state of being smashed, hammered and retarded from the over consumption of alcohol

Neal was so smamtarded last night, he hooked up with that whale

That girl sent a ten second projectile of barf all over my house. She was smamtarded.

smamtarded by dragonslayer523 June 3, 2009